Ok so I love anything Twilight and I put out on twitter that I was such a Twilight Whore. Why? Well I was on the internet last weekend I saw that there was New Moon candy. I literally read where they were at and left the house and went to two blockbusters to secure my candy. Then a couple of days later I went to Borders books to secure not one but two New Moon calenders.
Well a friend and a follower posted these steps on twitter, and unfortunately there are only eight, but each one literally had me laughing my ass off. Here they go:
zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 1, Burn all copies of Twilight book series. This way no one else catches your addiction.
zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 2, Admit you have a problem, this isn't step 1, because everyone else knows it's a problem.
zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 3, Watch Underworld, Night Watch, and Blade. Remind yourself vampires are kick ass, no emos.
zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 4, Watch 'The Munsters'. Sure, grandpa was kinda goofy, but he wasn't emo
zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 5, Toss out the Clamato, stop calling yourself Bella. This is aimed at most teen girls.
zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 6, Re-read Anita Blake series, remember vampires still aren't emo, but damn are they sexy!
zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 7, Surround yourself with friends to support your decision. This is most of the world.
zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 8, You don't need more steps. Just remember if Edward was your lawn, it would cut itself.
Monday, August 10, 2009
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Watch Underworld, Night Watch and Blade... LOL! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteJust know that you're certainly not alone in your addiction! ;)
Thank you!! These are too funny and should be put on a shirt but people may take the hate parody to far! =D
ReplyDeleteHaha, oh noes! I never think of Twilight as emo, I don't understand why everyone does. Funny nevertheless!
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