Monday, August 10, 2009

Twilight 12 Step Program?

Ok so I love anything Twilight and I put out on twitter that I was such a Twilight Whore. Why? Well I was on the internet last weekend I saw that there was New Moon candy. I literally read where they were at and left the house and went to two blockbusters to secure my candy. Then a couple of days later I went to Borders books to secure not one but two New Moon calenders.

Well a friend and a follower posted these steps on twitter, and unfortunately there are only eight, but each one literally had me laughing my ass off. Here they go:

zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 1, Burn all copies of Twilight book series. This way no one else catches your addiction.

zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 2, Admit you have a problem, this isn't step 1, because everyone else knows it's a problem.

zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 3, Watch Underworld, Night Watch, and Blade. Remind yourself vampires are kick ass, no emos.

zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 4, Watch 'The Munsters'. Sure, grandpa was kinda goofy, but he wasn't emo

zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 5, Toss out the Clamato, stop calling yourself Bella. This is aimed at most teen girls.

zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 6, Re-read Anita Blake series, remember vampires still aren't emo, but damn are they sexy!

zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 7, Surround yourself with friends to support your decision. This is most of the world.

zesquishmitten@nettagyrl Twilight Whore 12 Step Program: Step 8, You don't need more steps. Just remember if Edward was your lawn, it would cut itself.

3 comments:

  1. Watch Underworld, Night Watch and Blade... LOL! Too funny.

    Just know that you're certainly not alone in your addiction! ;)

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  2. Thank you!! These are too funny and should be put on a shirt but people may take the hate parody to far! =D

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  3. Haha, oh noes! I never think of Twilight as emo, I don't understand why everyone does. Funny nevertheless!

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